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The Final Countdown

7/7/2014

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It is getting closer. And registrations are starting to come in hot and heavy. May be a little smaller of a tourney this year, but who knows. And get those registrations in - we are getting t-shirts made earlier this year - order going in the next few days so get the registration in w/ your orders, or even email me at headhunt@gmail.com. If you want more than the 4 you get w/ registration, they are $15 if you pre-order. We will have a small number of shirts for sale at the party - $20 each onsite but are going to avoid getting stuck w/ 50 extra shirts like in years past. Hi Sean!

Sounds like the Burnie Bros are back in, so we know at least one returning champ in on board. Other past champ Team Powe had a boat switch this year, so charter captain champ Seamus on Jailbreak could be open if anyone wants to hop on that and immediately become a Vegas favorite.  Team Jackal - the fan favorites - haven't fished much this year, other than Ben being the first person to spot that Beluga whale in the Taunton river that no one gave him credit for. We will see if CNN or NOAA gives him credit when it's hanging from the front of Land Ho at the Headhunt weigh in. Kidding, but Ben was the first to spot that and report it in (they even called him back 2 days later to help them find it since they lost it again - and he did find it again). 

Let us know if you have any questions, and per usual we will all show at the Hot Stove the Friday night beforehand for some trash talking and side betting. Good luck to everyone - except the Burnies!  Or Corduroy. Or Dangler. Or Team Powe. 
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Storm "Boston Dangler" DuPont
7/7/2014 02:45:20 am

Bag,
First off, congrats on getting laid. Well done, next time the advice won’t be free! I like the last pic the Burkes posted, I wasn’t sure what you meant in your text about “having pussy on your chest”, now I get it. Our publicist received your letter and we will have to decline the request to be God Fathers. We can’t say yes to everyone and we know you will understand. As for the autograph request, you will need to reach out to our PR team for that. Just so much going on right now with seminars, guest appearances, motivation speeches, banging snatch, breaking our own IGFA records, you know our routine.

Burke Sisters,
Thanks for the complimentary admission to the tourney again this year. I know you guys let us fish as honorary grand marshals every year free of charge and this year is no exception.

Chump,
Stop with the constant emails, I know you want to be our friend but we just don’t have time. You’ll have to settle for being a fan for now. Thanks for the kind words on Facebook as well.

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Captain Dangler
7/7/2014 03:35:47 am

I don't even know where to start on this blog. I guess lets address the Bag. Every year you keep putting forth great effort but with the same result. Another huge loss for you and the Halle Bop in the tournament. But like a child learning to ride a bike you keep falling off but you keep getting back on. Positive attitudes can only take you so far and then your skill set takes over. I think the biggest lie ever told was all men are created equal. Bag they're not. Some of us (Team Dangler) are the measuring stick by which all others are measured. It's ok to be insignificant. Many are but we still like ya kid!! And yes Ill give you another signed Team Dangler T-shirt.

Onto the Burkes. Do me a favor let your wives fish the tourney and you guys stay on land and booze. They probably can out fish ya. Although having the Burke bros. fishing in the tournament is akin to the slow kid in gym who you let kick the ball but his "outs don't count." I know you guys fear the awesomeness of Team Dangler. Thats the way it should be. The boat will be in Chatham soon; wash and wax gentlemen wash and wax. If you do a good job Harry might just take you to Sundae School to get a double scoop if he isn't too busy pleasuring the ladies of the Cape.

And finally to the Chimp/Chump whoever???? No more emails about you being scared. Nightmares? Keep a light on when you sleep.
Welcome to the major leagues son. Up here we throw 96 mph heat that explodes and has unreal movement. The curveballs will drop off the face of the earth. Hope you brought your "A" game. Until then…
Captain Dangler returning to pleasuring all his female fans around the world.

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Champ link
7/7/2014 10:45:48 am

Guys stop worring about the tournament you should just stay home and pleasure yourselves I have already won! The big question is where is the pregame drinking/ball busting !!

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Captain Dangler
7/8/2014 12:14:54 am

Champ????? of what??? Being cuckolded by all and every? Please tell me you will put forth more effort fishing than you do in your pre-kindergarten response.
Yes you will be able to Team Dangler many rounds at the bar while we bust your balls and make folly of you before the tourney and maybe just maybe the Reverend will let you take a picture of the trophy when we triumph feeble serf that you are.

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The Sport Bag
7/7/2014 01:02:53 pm

Thanks to everyone for the congrats. Now allow me to use the olive branch that was given and pimp slap you ladies back into line.
The pic of me in the previous blog post was not a cat. I just for sheer fun grew a majestic beard. It took a day to grow and chuck norris took the pic for me cause he was jealous of it.
Ive been recieving emails from team "field mouse dangler"asking on tips on how to get the job done. Sorry guys but im a one woman man.
Petey doesnt seem to have enough time even post a good comeback or anything remotely useful to make fun of him about. Other than his fishing skills and being a fan of the jets I feel as though we should pool our money together so he can buy a bus ticket to see bubba at the local prison for a visit to ease his troubles.
Lastly the burkes being any sort of a favorite of anything other than being first to run out of astro-glide gives me a hearty chuckle that warms the depths of my shorts.
Im sure the beluga whale that the burkes spotted was one of my competitors ex girlfriends or possible current girlfriends taking a bath to wash the barnacles off the corns on her feet.
Being the reason the burkes came back this year to do the tourney I must say that you all can bend over to kiss my trophy. By trophy I mean my hairy pimple laden ass.

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Harry Corduroy
7/7/2014 10:20:22 pm

Bag, I called the chef at the Land Ho' he will have your dinner waiting for you after the tourney, the usual, an ear of corn and two baked potatos. Champ when I see you lackluster posts and false bravado, a stream of names comes to mind... Ryan Leaf, Todd Marinovich, Tony Mandarich, Jason Bonsignore, Greg Oden...etc. A bust of epic proportions. I am a reasonable man though, and I'll let you clean my reels and filet the winning fish. You are good for this board and good for the tournament. Like a fluffer on a porn set, you serve a purpose.

Cheers, Corduroy

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The Sport Bag
7/8/2014 08:43:09 am

Hairy ballbag, thanks for the dinner set up. But winners like me only enjoy steak and lobster. I might go to japan and hand pick a nice kobe cow, kill it and have it sent to my personal chef. Then while im reeling in the winning fish i will make sure to get a lobster too. I would bring some crabs in for you but im guessing you are only familiar with the ones that you need to see the pharmacist at cvs about.

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Captain Dangler
7/9/2014 09:06:21 am

Bag of Dicks,

The only winning you have done is being on the receiving end of an all night bukkake party in P'Town. I'm sure the chimp/chump was in attendance too or was he at a NAMBLA convention again.
You'll eat what we serve at the winner's dinner; and like it!! As for eating Kobe beef sure you didn't mean Kobe Bryant's beef? We all know thats in your wheelhouse.

Warmest regards,

Captain Dangler

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The Sport Bag
7/9/2014 09:42:46 am

Hey Ding Dong. Apparently I hit a nerve with you. Shall I make fun of your mom too while im at it? HAHAHA. And I am a part of NAMBLA. The North American Marlo Brando Look Alikes. Just call me the godfather and kiss the ring

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Storm "Boston Dangler" DuPont
7/9/2014 11:51:44 pm

Hey Speed Bag,
I just got a satellite phone call from our own World Famous spotter plane pilot Lars Schloghoffer. He is in Brazil right now banging chicks and in his glory with Germany (The Mother Land) on its way to winning the World Cup...I saw him on ESPN starting the “Viva La Deutschland” chant at the stadium the other day. As usual his Wienerschnitzel was hanging out (God Love Him). Many of you don’t know this but Lars was a member of the German 1974 World Cup Championship Team. He holds the IGFA World records for Sun Fish, Perch and Argentinian Vulva. He confirmed that he will be our spotter plan pilot again on 7/19. If you see a plane above, it’s likely to have Bass below. Bag, a word of advice, watch your tongue young man. I sense a bit of piss and vinegar in your posts lately, maybe it’s because you finally got laid but tread lightly and carry your small stick. Everyone knows that Team Dangler owns this Blog, the Burkes do, you do, we all do.

Burke Sisters,
Team Dangler is going to up the ante a bit here, if the Bag can stand straight, look down and see his own pathetic dick, we will donate a brand new Pinnacle Marine Gaff to the prizes on the 19th. Pinnacle Marine has sponsored Team Dangler for years and they looked at our upcoming schedule and wanted to offer up a prize for the Hunt. Just a token of love to the Headhunt from Team Dangler. No thank you needed, you all bow down like peasant servants in our presence and that is good enough.

Chump,
You still alive? I hear crickets from your camp, more crickets than in bags underwear. Are you stunned from the wrath of the Dangle? Step up son, make a post. Team Dangler is carrying this site as always.

Off now to bang some Spanish Coño.

God speed…Later dudes…

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Lars Schlonghoffer
7/10/2014 12:58:38 am

Greetings from Norway my Team Dangler Bro's! Exciting news for this year's tournament! My engineering friends here in Norway researched and developed a new high technology spotter equipment over the winter for you. It is capable of spotting quicker and longer range. ALSO! The old plane I used in last tournament has been retired and I am given a new plane which is faster and cam maneuver with efficiency. I feel your competition will surrender early in this contest. You will have the advantage or as you say,"kick ass." So my American bro's, as we say in Norway " Fisk med sukscess" ( fish with success.) And as I say, "pass op en schlong er alltid rundt deg!" ( beware a schlong is always around you!)

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Champ link
7/13/2014 11:22:42 am

Hi Bitches,
Enough with the over use of your Siri thesaurus. How about a side calcutta? Bring your wallets (if its not in your mommas purse) and put your money where your overused mouth is! See you skirts at the Hot Stove

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Captain Dangler
7/14/2014 11:32:39 am

Chimp,
Get it right, Siri calls us for information. Oh we definitely will have a side calcutta. Bag you interested?
If I'm going to steal candy from a baby
I mine as well rob the two of you.

As for skirts at the Hot Stove if Team Dangler is in attendance the skirts will be lined up out the door and down route 28 just for a glimpse of Team Dangler a.k.a. the chosen ones!!

Get in line we will gladly give you a signed 8 x 11 glossy.


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Champ link
7/15/2014 10:36:15 pm

Dingleberry,
The only one who calls you for advice would be the Burke sisters and look where that go them. I am not surprised by candy reference going back to your roots why don't you just talk about your windowless van too??. I will be taking a 8x11 glossy of your face when I receive my trophy #WINNING IS WHAT I DO

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