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Team Powe Sparks Controversy

3/8/2009

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Team Powe, led by their fearless captain (not to be confused with boat captain Seamus) TJ Mahony, has announced they will be reentering the Harwich Headhunt Tourney in '09.

"We always knew we would be back, but after catching 500 lbs of stripers in a single day and only coming in 3rd, we questioned the format of the tourney", stated Mahony.

"If we kicked the most ass, and caught the most fish, shouldn't we be recognized as the first place team?  Sure, I saw the winning fish and it was an absolute monster, but come on, that thing looked like it had been sitting in the back of someone's yard for the past week and pumped with HGH."

Team Powe questioned the time of day, month and some even the year, of when the '08 winning fish was actually caught.  However, an official autopsy report conducted by Bill Burke (he claims to be a licensed EMT) concluded, "Hatfield's fish is legit... Tell TJ and Team Po-Po to stop crying".

When asked for a rebuttal to Burke's findings, Mahony stated, " Have you ever met Bill Burke???  You can safely assume anything Bill Burke says is either (i) completely false (ii) a flat out lie or (iii) incomprehensible depending on when he was last spotted at the 28 club."

When called at home for final comment Bill Burke could not be reached - he was apparently at the 28 Club.

7 Comments
Burke
3/8/2009 10:18:30 am

Let the trash talking begin. Team Powe is already rumored to be falling apart - 5 players, 5 cabs home. I'll be surprised if they can pull it together. Rumors of Popilizio being booted off the team are already swirling.

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Liz
3/8/2009 10:42:25 am

I can confirmed Pop is off the team... He is also out of my heart.

Liz

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Ben
3/9/2009 01:04:57 am

You chartered a boat and paid someone to drive you around and catch fish for you.

Well whoopie-do for you.

Not exactly a major accomplishment.

Man up, get your own boat, and catch your own fish.

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Burke
3/9/2009 01:37:33 am

And quit being jealous about the winning fish, that baby was a hog and biggest fish in history of the tournament.

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Travis
3/9/2009 04:37:10 am

First of all, who elected TJ team captain, captain douche maybe. As for Ben, we did have somebody drive us around so we could catch fish, looks like you had somebody drive you around ‘not to’ catch fish so bite me, you’ll get a piece of team Powe fist in yo face. I did see that winning fish before…..when it was called ‘last week’s winner at somebody else’s tourney’. That was a hog of a fish, it probably cleaned up all week in tourneys around the Cape, anybody check it for lead…and I’m still waiting for Jean’s damn prints to come in the mail!

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TJ Mahony
3/11/2009 02:47:25 am

I can not confirm Mark Popolizio is or is not on Team Powe; however, I can confirm he is on the trading block for either an experienced jigger or a pack of smokes.... ok, half a pack of smokes. Ok. Ok.. a box of envelopes?

Definitely a great time last year... Seeing the tourney grow from 4 boats to 20 has been great. The more the merrier!

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Harry Corduroy
3/25/2009 05:29:24 am

Corduroy and crew will be back this year and will be as nasty as ever. Now get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon and eggs...ahhhhhhh.

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