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Talk to me Goose

6/25/2012

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Quantum and the Goose Hummock Shop need a serious "shout out" this afternoon. 
  
I picked up some sweet Quantum reels from Mike and the guys up at the Goose Hummock shop in Orleans.  I always love walking in to the Goose Hummock as they by far have the best gear selection and overall set up of any fishing tackle shop on Cape Cod.  It is nice to look at the top gear with some space to take your time and talk to guys who run the shop and even the customers for that matter.  

We purchase and service almost all of our gear at Goose Hummock and stop by as often as possible but walking out of there today with well over a thousand dollars of Quantum reels was different.  It was just nice that the top shop in the area and one of the top gear companies in the world are recognizing and supporting the Headhunt.  

Each and every one of those reels will be given away at this year's event even though even though I would love to keep a few for myself.  This is just another incentive for me to get our team to win or place this year. 
  
Thanks again Goose Hummock and Quantum!

16 Comments
The Sport Bag
6/25/2012 09:38:53 am

The Goose has always been good. I was there recently but I was not noticed for my infamous pic of the blue with the cigar that took center stage on their website. I'm sure Petey and the "king of the rips" can't say they have ever been honored on the Goose like that. Anyhow, I was treated like a rock star when the young guy came from behind the counter to read my mind and ask how many eels I needed. The international fame that they have brought me from posting that pic has been beyond my wildest dreams. I have rocked my red Goose hat in each tourney and I will be doing it again.

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Captain Dangler
6/26/2012 11:40:42 am

Kudos to Mike and the cast of characters at the Goose for their donation as well as Quantum for supporting the tourney. Hands down the best shop on the Cape and I try to support the Goose as often as possible.
Sport Bag its nice nice to be noticed in triple AAA when you hit a double but its all the sweeter when you hit a grand slam down by 3 in the ninth against Mariano Riviera on Sunday night baseball. Trust me Team Dangler knows all to well. I hope you make the big leagues. I'm sure the Reverend or Harry will give you some tips. I just left Bristol at ESPN's headquarters and Chris Berman just informed me I'll be receiving an ESPY for fishermen of the decade and thinks I have a great shot at Athlete of the Year. Lebron James was pissed and slammed the door when he left the room. Grow up Lebron you won the NBA championship not the Headhunt tourney.
I was at Harry's parade and man can he wow a crowd. Hats off to you Harry. Even the State Police were in awe of the command over the masses you had. One of the lovely ladies asked when your daytime talk show was going to be aired on CBS. I told her to call your hotline for more information.
As everyone knows the rips are en fuego right now. I guess that should level the playing field for everyone even the Burke bros.

On a serious note: I think every boat should take their limit of bass and donate the filets to the local food shelter to help the less fortunate. After all this tourney is about busting balls, having a great time and helping people out. I will donate a custom squid bar to the tourney kitty for those that like to tuna fish as well as few custom lures. I hope others step up like Team Dangler has.

# 22 Love the intensity in the other post. I hope you you're a marathon runner not a sprinter. The race is long and arduous. Good luck and I'm sure if you ask nicely the good Reverend and Mr. Corduroy would be more than willing to give you an autograph or a signed Team Dangler hat. All you have to do is just ask.
I'd post more but Playgirl wants to do a photo shoot so I'm off to Cypress so millions of ladies can twiddle to my offerings.

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#22
6/27/2012 08:08:31 am

I'll be sure to get Harry's and Rev's autographs, preferably on a roll of Charmin.

After the teaser that occurred last weekend at the rips - the Hale Bopp is DTS.

Down To Slay.

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The Sport Bag
6/27/2012 06:06:06 am

As I read your comments I had to chuckle a bit. I set the league. I am the league. ESPN is for chumps who can dunk and make the top 10, all style no substance. The minors are for guys who hire charter captais to get into fishing tourneys. My team is made up of a seasoned Captain who is known to land monsters like ho's land crabs. Our other man is known as the Stallion, he's been known to wear pink shirts,suits and Drakar noir and slays anything in his path. Lastly I am the Sport Bag. My resume is as legendary as the steal in 04. I can hear your worried. Its ok, I would be too

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Ryan
6/27/2012 06:12:38 am

damn the comments are fast and furious - the total oppostive of the sport bag. i love danglers comment on the pantry - have a call in although i think it's a bit of a hassle with the health permits required as odd as that seems. and i'll post a blog later with some pics from the bag, and thanks again dangler on the squid bar - def a tuna crowd fishing this tourney so that would be huge! i'm off to pick up some puma offshore gear tonight that will be more prizes for the winners. the burkes.

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The Sport Bag
6/27/2012 06:44:14 am

Pauly from Goodfellas didn't have to move fast for anybody either. I do move fast for 3 things.....25 cent wings from the Red Nun, women and stripers. Don't let my slow movemets fool you, I'm a fucking assassin. Speakin of movin fast Mr.Burke I had noticed you didn't put up those pics or short blog.

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Reverend Storm "Boston Dangler" Dupont
6/27/2012 07:21:51 am

Hey Bag,

This is the Reverend Storm DuPont. I’m going to keep this post short and sweet since I have to head out in a few and practice some pre 4th of July maneuvers with the Blue Angels. First off, let’s keep the Fuck Bombs to a minimum, lots of kids and high class women read this blog. Mostly all of “Team Danglers” fans so keep it clean for them. It’s nice to see you engaged though and I like piss and vinegar in your tone. Chuckling at Captain Danglers post, what bag you have my friend, what bag……..

Please make me a promise, if you’re going to toss a Drakkar Noir reference, spell it correctly for Christ sakes (two K’s!). It’s an insult to Harry and I, we invented the shit back in the 80’s. So thank us my friend, how many times did our stuff get you laid?

You may be “the league” and I applaud you for your self-confidence. Always remember, Team Dangler is in a league of its own. No commissioner, no competition, no nothing. It’s “Team Dangler” and then there is everyone else (League, Bag, Stallion included).

You know what, I bet you don’t even know what July 14th is do you? Not only is it the day “Team Dangler” adds another win to our dynasty, it’s also Bastille Day. Bastille Day is celebrated by the French. On July 14th, you (just like the French) will be in full retreat from the cocoon of horror imposed by “Team Dangler”

Fucking Rights!
The Rev.

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#22
6/27/2012 09:25:39 am

You are the two guys responsible for Drakkar Noir?! My little cousin says that stuff is the shit in his middle school locker room.

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Harry Corduroy
6/27/2012 07:45:58 am

I absolutely love the effort Sports Bag. I have always had a soft spot for max effort, no talent competitors. I admire drive and intensity in an opponent. You son, are a gamer and I ain't mad at you bro. I can tell you are different, you have a bit of swagger. You eat your corn on the cob the long way, you don't order a half dozen donuts..you order a chocolate culler and 2 munchkins. I tip my cap to you good sir and your alternative ways. Just remember you are up against world class athletes this year boy. Limber up.

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Dave Burnie
6/27/2012 09:04:51 am

I am the former captian of the sport bag crew. I feel that everyone should be informed that once I had motor issues with my vessal the bags kicked me to the curb. Its these type of actions that display the bags true colors. YELLOW !! I will be entering this tournament with a rookie captain and a rookie crew and I will elevate my team to ultimate victory. This talk of " I am the league" and "no competition" "world class athletes" is just that... talk. And boys the last time I checked talk is cheap.

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#22
6/27/2012 09:32:16 am

You were drafted by the Hale Bopp first and you chose to defect. Is Scott Boras your agent? That is a straight up Alex Rodriguez move. Talk is cheap? I think Oprah would disagree.

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The Sport Bag
6/27/2012 09:21:37 am

Dave, we kicked you to the curb because we aren't world class rowers and a 23' boat isn't easy to trawl with under man power.
Glad to see "Rev the Boston Diddler" out on bail. Did Bishop O'Mally just relocate you?
Harry, I hope you mean "world class atheletes" is code for "guys who can drink the night before the Headhunt till 3am, get up at 330 and have their lines in at 4".
Also boys I love the banter and I love stirring the pot. So keep it coming ladies.

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Dave Burnie
6/27/2012 12:01:34 pm

Hey #22 I'm not surprised your into Oprah. Maybe you can sing us a little love song on the Friday before the Hunt. You are allowed out two days in a row right?

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Rev. Storm "The Boston Dangler" DuPont
6/28/2012 12:43:48 am

Hey Bag,

If you are one of our 2.4 million fans, you know I’m not that kind of Reverend. In fact, I was found guilty of being innocent. I do like your style though. Poke the dragon in the eye type. You are well seasoned and not as wet behind the ears as I first thought. Last year “Team Dangler” visited “The Virgin Islands”, when we left it was just “the islands”. We did end up winning the USVI Open - Atlantic Blue Marlin Tournament for the 10th time in 10 years but that’s beside the point and I’m sorry to bring up something you already know. When we got back to Dania Beach, FL for our induction to the IGFA Hall of Fame, the hookers were asking us “how much?” We couldn’t turn down those hungry ladies as it’s our civic duty to keep people content. The last thing we want are street riots. Back at the hotel, Harry lined them up against the wall and the pimp bet him 100 bucks he couldn’t bang them all, he banged 98 and his balls turned blue, he took a shot of V.O. and banged the other two. It was like nothing the good Captain and I had ever witnessed in our life and may never whiteness again. That $100 bill is still tacked to the Wizard wheelhouse. If we have time you guys can take a look at it on the 14th during the autograph session. Harry hands down has changed more married women’s Facebook status to single since Zuckerberg turned the lights on over there.

Bag, I’m pegging you as the “skinny girl margarita” or “pina colada” type. Although we have an occasional beer, Team Dangler chases whiskey with vodka. That’s ok with us bro, we can all get along. Everyone’s tastes are different and we accept that, some guys like fat chicks and pina coladas and others like whiskey and smoke shows, it’s the ying and the yang my friend, the ying and the yang.

The Captain and I are off the water today and tomorrow. Doug Shulman called from the IRS and asked us to audit them.

Harry is over on the Turkey/Syria boarder today making love, not war. He’s showing those clowns over there some diplomacy the old fashioned way, by speaking softly but carrying a big stick. I hear those Turkish chicks are crazy in the sack.

Look forward to meeting you Bag, and everyone else in a few weeks. Remember boys, if you get lost out there on the high seas, trust your compass, all compasses point towards “The Wizard”

-Reverend Storm DuPont

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Ryan
6/28/2012 12:47:55 am

love the chatter, and IRS line is funniest thing I've seen in awhile. we may need some sidebet action here to put more behind this trash talk, althought i may need to bet on someone else's boat - the jackal is currently in the shop, but we'll be ready for tourney day whether we need to hit the rips in kayaks or waverunners - we'll make it happen

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The Sport Bag
6/28/2012 02:08:58 am

Sorry Rev, the only Rev I like is Rev Run. Granted that's mostly because of his sweet jams from his DMC days. I do share your enthusiasm wth the trash talking and this tourney. I look forward to being on the podium and holding mass like I'm sure you do on sundays but saturdays is the day the Bag holds his services on the holy striper.
As far as the drinks go you pegged me all wrong. I'm a four horseman kind of guy and I chase that with railroad spikes.
I'm so manly that I had twins that were made up of the Jack Links beef jerkey sasquatch and Rob Gronkowski.
Tom Brady asks me for tips on hair and his wife.
Atlanta is only called Hotlanta when I'm there.
All bullshit aside I'm glad we have people going at it cause it just makes this more fun and I do wish everyone luck in the tourney.... except the Burkes whom I plan on mooning again this year.

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