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T-Shirts Almost Ready, Dissension for past Champs

6/2/2012

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Love some of the chatter on the blog recently, good to see some folks getting fired up. Not sure who Captain Dangler is, but I like that they’re bringing the heat. Word on the street is there is already dissension on Team Powe (I think nowTeam Bass – good one guys), and that stalwart, and past champion, and maybe only guy to fish the rips looking like he just walked out of a nightclub in Boston – Team Member Pop – has been booted from the squad. Attitude issues. Who will replace him?  Who really can?  Either way, this crew, combined with Captain Seamus on Jailbreak pretty much has a nightmare locker room. 5 players, 5 cabs home.

Either way, we’re gearing up for the tourney and think we have the new design for the t-shirts (see pic above if you hadn't figured that out). Big thanks to Nick at Designs by Disorder – for again coming up with a kickass design. Personally, I wanted something more like a mutant rabid hot chick striper mermaid monster, or Sharktopus, but I think this is pretty sweet as well. May go with navy t-shirts this year, yellow design, but any feedback is welcome and still need a slogan.  Maybe "My Name is MCA, I got a license to Kill" or some other tribute to our fallen member of the greatest band in the history of the world.

 If you’re ready to sign up – shoot us an email at [email protected] and we’ll send out the  registration forms. If you want to sponsor, send us an email as well – we’ll get you some ink on the site and a spot on the back of the t-shirts which pretty much guarantees a tripling of whatever business you’re in – unless you’re selling something, making something, or doing anything of any real material value.  T-shirts are still sweet, and chicks will dig seeing your name on the back. Sportbag, take note.

Looking forward to getting this baby rolling, and decent chance I’m down the Cape this weekend and my brother and I are probably going to hit Stove Sat night if anyone is around and wants to meet for a few beers and talk some trash. We’re up for meeting anywhere else either if we want to get a crew to hit the Mill Hill, Nick and Dicks or something.

Let us know if you have any feedback, and start spreading the word. We want to beat the 27 (I think) boats we had last year. In reality, this may be my only fishing trip of the summer, so I’m going to make it count. With two young kiddos, now a rat problem in my basement in Boston, and a soul that is slowing being sucked away by my job, I need this, and plan on winning this year, then smashing the trophy, sinking our boat, and walking off into the sunset as a champion.  143.



16 Comments
Harry corduroy
6/2/2012 12:04:00 pm

Shirt design is legit. Corduroy and Dangler may actually wear the shirt out the night after we win the trophy. We reserved the back room st the 28 Club and already have some of the ballerinas from Zachary 's penciled in for a victory dance.

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Petey
6/4/2012 01:45:52 am

Vegas odds for the headhunt

1 in 1000 that Team Jackal places in the top 3

Over/ Under on Sports Bags consumption of mini burgers vs the total weight of fish they catch

2 to 1 that Pop cancels his trip and asks Tj to be back on the boat the night before the tourney and Tj saying No and Pop not talking to Tj for 1 yr.

Even Money- Team Bass (formerly known as Team Powe) wins the tourney

3 to 1 that Seamus throws the new team member of team Bass overboard for one of 3 reasons:
Complaining that his dog is getting in the way
Asking if we can the leave the docks around 8:00am
Bringing bananas on board

1 in 6 Kus’s boat has something wrong with it and asking to jump on team jackal’s boat

1 in 5 Sean Burke finally goes off the deep and throws Bill burke off into the deep end.

1 in 400 that Sports Bag’s actually catches a fish.

1 in 10 Tj asks if Robin can be on the boat. (has already paid out)

1 in 1 that there is a controversy about the new pay-out structure leading to Sean Burke storming off and building a house in the woods and living off berries and insects.


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Ben
6/4/2012 01:57:49 am

1:1 Odds - Petey gets busted for smoking butts and spends the entire after party in the parking lot fighting.

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Ryan
6/4/2012 02:13:25 am

Love the vegas odds, and I agree that Sean will go off the deep end, and Sean and Billy will be brawling. Ethan already is on Team Jackal, very prophetic.

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Ben
6/4/2012 02:37:04 am

With Ethan and I both now on board, there are 10:1 odds that an outboard mysteriously falls off the Jackal. 100:1 both fall off.

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Sean Bezurke
6/5/2012 07:01:25 am

I am also betting that I go off the deep end at some point before July 14th

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Ryan
6/4/2012 03:01:59 am

how about some thoughts for slogan on back of the t-shirts?

"Kill or be Killed"
"Fish to Kill"
"Rumble on the Rips"

Or an ode to MCA -

"Skills to pay the Bills"

Or we just make them tuxedo t-shirts with the logo on the back? Any other ideas?

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Petey
6/4/2012 03:36:40 am

"Fight for your right to Fish"
"Team Sports Bags sucks"
"Team Jackal Sucks"

That is all I got

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The Sport Bag
6/4/2012 12:24:18 pm

Wow Petey. I was wondering where you were and if you made it back from carrying Sanchez's golf bags. If you think that the odds are in your favor for winning the "No talent division" aka "We paid the entry fee and some guy to bring us out cause we couldnt find the fish if we fell in the water and we were all covered in fish feremones during mating season" aka the Charter division then you are right. You will probably take that. Im fishing in the "take it all" aka "all the talent division" aka "we are crazy enough to blow an extra hundred bucks on gas just to save 300 bucks in charter fees so we can scratch our asses and let our beer guts hang out cause we know we are so good we dont have to pay anyone to find em cause we will do it ourselves division". CHARLIE MOORE!

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Captain Dangler
6/5/2012 06:20:14 am

Vegas odds have the little Steigercraft at 5:2 favorites. The wise guys must know something. We might have to change our team name to "don't use company computer for porn searches" since our 3rd teammate's computer froze while searching for porn last night. I'm sure IT will be psyched for that. Harry even if its the 2 of us Vegas will still like our chances. BTW Harry, Is Diamond, Sky, and Mercedes lined up yet for our victory party?

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Storm "The Boston Dangler" DuPont
6/7/2012 10:35:05 am

Hey Guys,

Rev. Storm “Dangler” DuPont here from Team Dangler. I look forward to meeting you guys this year. Most of you already know me from the circuit by name “Storm DuPont” and I’m also known by the ladies as “The Boston Dangler”. I was fishing with Captain Dangler on the Wizard & Harry Corduroy the other day and let me tell you, we are locked and loaded for this tourney. The Wizard is being outfitted as we speak and the modifications being done to the vessel this year are so advanced, NASA called us for some advice.

Our team is very well respected. In fact, just last week we were out kite fishing for cow bass out at Hydro Canyon and the Coast Guard stood by, waited for us to finish up our trip and then asked if we could board their vessel to make sure they were up to date. We gave them a quick blessing and made the run to port in search of scurvy.

I know Capt. Dangler made a bold statement by telling everyone he shaved his ass nice and smooth so everyone else will have something nice to kiss when Team Dangler wins this year. He was called out as “bringing on the heat”. Guys, you know what? It’s 100% true. His wife and his girlfriend told me today it’s 100% legit (his nuts are a different story all together but they both said they plan to take care of that before the tourney).

As you saw from Corduroy’s posts, our team has more fishing hardware than Ron Jeremy at a porn star awards dinner. We had 11 lifetime achievement awards combined before we turned 18 and went pro. Scott Boras will not leave us alone and insists that we hire him as our agent. I could go on and on. Bottom line is we look forward to seeing you and all of our fans in a few weeks. Fellas, if your lady is going to be with you at the after party, please-please keep em on a light leash for us, will ya?

-Rev. Storm DuPont aka. “The Boston Dangler”

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Capatain Dangler
6/7/2012 10:37:23 am

Amen!!!

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Harry corduroy
6/7/2012 10:44:27 am

Preach Reverend! Preach!

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Petey
6/7/2012 10:53:00 pm

Worst night ever

First celtics get crushed
Next i lose the credit card game
No cabs so I have to walk home..... With Burke

And to top of the worst night one of the last buddies to get married just told us that he wants to have his bachelor party on the woods of fucking Montana !!! Montana!!

I'd rather hang out with sportsbag then that!

He thinks Vegas " has been done before"

Holy shit. What is this world coming too
Doesn't he realize the party has zero to do with him

6/7/2012 worst night ever


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Ryan
6/7/2012 11:48:25 pm

Nice Petey, but I really enjoyed our walk home together - was great to hang bud - but I do agree that your teammate on Team Bass (real original dumbasses) needs to man up and have a real bachelor party - if he ever gets married.

I love the Rev! Is this the Rev from Remember the Titans? Great post and may have taken over Petey's Vegas post as best so far this year - although the bar is obviously low.

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Poppy Big Haul aka Poppy Bass Catcher
6/12/2012 01:04:32 am

Fear not my friends. I haven't been booted from Team Powe/Bass (or whatever you want to call us... although I think Team Catch a Fuckload of Fish would be more appropriate). Unfortunately my services are required to tend to the lovely ladies of Reykjavik, Amsterdam, and Rome during the time of the Headhunt. I am in the process of rescheduling a few of my flights so might try to make it back on that Friday. Then the dissension can begin

/ didn't want to follow-up Rev's soon-to-be-legendary post

// knew I should've responded a wk ago when Burke told me about it

/// sports bag's comment also deserves a lil credit

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