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Shut up and get on the water

5/16/2013

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My wife and kids have already caught stripers this year.  Have you?

There are lots of bass around boys.  I've been out from shore down in Dartmouth a few times and a bunch north of Fall River by boat.  Schoolies and mid 30 in keepers with some consistency - all on top water.  And as Ryan mentioned, the water is loaded with herring.

guest blog from illustrious tourney vet, and long winded, Benoit Allen. any/all guest blogs are welcome - email them in

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Rev. Storm "Boston Dangler" DuPont
5/16/2013 02:24:23 pm

Mr. Burke, nice pic of the family, great to see you are getting them out of the house and having fun.

Ok Fellas, back to the serious stuff. As you read this very post, Rev. Storm “Boston Dangler” DuPont is back in the States and joining up with Captain Dangler and Harry Corduroy. I’ve been over in Sweden the past 2 months getting a “massage” and brushing up on my Scandinavian Fluencies, although it’s been a while, those woman say I still speak the native tongue, I can tell you first hand that they still do as well.

As most of you know from last year, The Bag has been stocking Team Dangler since the end of the Tourney when he “supposedly” was caught jerking off to our shadows in the hallway of the Land Ho. We didn’t want to press charges or anything. Regardless of what happened, we’d like to put that disturbing incident behind us. We’ve been busy as usual with our guest speaking, charity events, playboy mansion parties, hall of fame inductions, etc. I could go on and on but I don’t want all the ladies that read these posts to get wet panties just yet, lets hold that until we meet again in July (you know who you are).

I’d like to congratulate Harry once again, this past November he broke the world record “no handed” pushup contest. It was a feat nobody thought was possible. No handed pushups like I’ve never seen before, shear strength and power with grace and motion. Sort of a cross between a fluid ballet and brute force power lifting. The Captain is back as well and still true to his form. He was the special envoy Ambassador across the pond at Maggie’s funeral (man could old Thatcher Party, God rest her soul!). After his historic speech he went across the channel to the Pyrenees and won the Tour de France again (first time anyone has ever won it riding a Unicycle though) Congrats Captain, well done my good friend – winning the Tour on a Unicycle – brilliant! To celebrate, he made a quick visit to Pomplano to walk with the bulls. From the pics and video’s those French and Spanish broads really know how to take care of a Captain! Word has it he still smells like the sweet scent of Sangria and Snatch.

As for the Tourney, we talked a little bit as a team and this year we may be a bit more serious. Awards have never been what we are about, it’s getting old trying to find additional storage for new hardware. We’ve discussed a few things: we plan to double the booze and woman on our vessel, fish for 2 hours instead of just one, and not donate the 2 largest fish to charity before we weigh them in like we did last year.

All of your cards, letters and emails have been great, we looking forward to seeing our fans again this year. Special thanks to James Merriam of Harwich for giving us Carte Blanche again this year.

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Ryan
5/17/2013 12:24:30 am

Wow, good stuff. Harry and Danglers coming on strong - love it. Still talk/write better than they fish, so Vegas odds of 473:1 haven't changed at all.

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Captain Dangler
5/17/2013 11:13:17 am

Ryan,
I know the GM at Bass Pro Shops. If you guys want to catch a striper this year let me know and Ill set you up at the aquarium in the store. He does a lot of "special" events.

Sport Bag
5/20/2013 08:50:56 am

I feel as i need to set the record straight. 1st off i wasnt caught jerking off. To imply being caught would me that i actually care where,when and who sees me flogging the dolphin. Secondly the "dangler" asked me to compare my manhood to his minnow. Not the one in his pants but the one he hung on the scale. Naturally i was bigger but it really isnt anything to brag about....except Ron Jeremy endorses me and i made him stroke out when he really realized he was the hedgehog and im THE hog. But enough of that.. I hate you guys....i hate you guys.... so very very much.

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Captain Dangler
5/28/2013 10:01:33 am

Well Bag if Ron is the hedgehog, and your the hog, then our team needs to change its name from Team Dangler to Team Hogzillas, the lady thrillas.

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