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Final Preparations

7/12/2012

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I do not have to comment on the previous posts other than that Ben and Teller are most likely possibly allowed to stay over in a tent if they perform in the cockpit as the two new members of Team Jackal.  We do welcome you both and love you like second hand step cousins but your behavior last year after the tourney Ethan has both of you and your side kick on a short leash.  

More importantly, I finally got out yesterday with sleeper pick in this tourney Captain P. Funk.  It was on his rig and he found them and crushed them just like he said he would.  Once again, watch out for the Funk crew on Saturday.  

The t-shirts will be ready today, the trophies are being built and they are much cooler this year, and I also hope to possibly get out tomorrow even though time is getting tight for finalizing the headhunt.  
 
Ocean Effect Charters are also looking to slip into the mix this year as Ernie and Jeff have their new rig ready to roll out of Bass River.  They have a sweet new boat and charter operation and they make me want to pound them into to the mung almost more than I want to pound my brother for putting that stupid picture of me with that fish from year two.

It is always nice to know that my brother has a knife in back whenever he feels he can jab me.  Once again, I am too nice and the only thing that gets me mad is thinking that anyone might try and slip a day or two old fish into this tourney.  

Other than all of the other planning woes, having to think about a possible controversy like sort of had did have in year two I think it was makes me want to go ballistic. 

IN SHORT – it is at the discretion of the committee to disqualify anyone for any fish that seems questionable.  
 
I do not mean to harp on and/or accuse anyone of possibly doing anything edgy and I will stop now but I I/we want to make it clear that anything sketchy will not be tolerated.  In fact, if anything overly shady or controversial ever comes up I am out as planner of this tournament and your team will also be ousted as anywhere and everywhere.  Okay, 
 
I am done and once again thanks for listening!  Isn’t this about the time that Harry C. and his boyz bail out?

 Yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Bring it everyone!


 
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Rev. Storm DuPont
7/12/2012 02:16:32 am

“Harry C and “The Boys” bailing out?” – you wish.

This is the Rev. Storm DuPont and I’m going against protocol posting on here with only 41 hours till lines in but I can’t have this blasphemy posted on the internet. Do you want our fans to start rioting by taking our name in vein? Watch your tongue your Sir, watch your tongue! This isn’t Wikileaks or Tiddlywinks. Go back out behind the Hot Stove and “male dock” like last year and trade some spundle again. You guys go give it the good ol’ Rumpelstiltskin and don’t worry about Team Dangler. Nothing gets me madder than the disrespecting of legends via the net where you can hide behind closed doors. The only bailing out Team Dangler will be doing is on the Wizard as he lists home to port with a hold full of slobs.

I will cut you some slack though Mr. Burke. It’s apparent that you put a lot of hard work and thought into this tourney this year again and Team Dangler applauds you for that. We are really looking forward to it as a way to refresh ourselves from the long circuit road trips this season. As for cheaters, no place for it. The only thing that should be cheated is death! Thanks for all your work and you should look forward to an ice cold Shirley Temple from Team Dangler on Sat with 2 cherries “Mr. Grand Pooh-Bah of the Headhunt”.

On a side note, and not that anyone cares but I was told by a very reliable source that “The Bag” might be a no show due to some sever Pinocchio Burn……..

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Harry Corduroy
7/12/2012 03:43:40 am

Unfortunately for you Mr. Burke, and the rest of the hornpout fleet, Harry Corduroy and Team Dangler will be in attendance this time. Barring a fiery car crash or any better offer for that matter, I will be down the cape tonight prepping equipment. Team Dangler may take a leisurely shakedown cruise tomorrow to set a few waypoints. For my fans, I will be honored between every inning of tonight's Mariners game for my philanthropic efforts as well as well as my ability to retain penile strentgh despite suffering from an eight month priapism. This could possibly be my last post prior to being honored on the Land Ho podium, so I wish you all good luck.

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The Sport Bag
7/12/2012 08:57:21 am

Sorry to dissapoint Rev but I will be showing up. You can change your undies now. I'm sure you wear tighty whities and pack it with a couple Shaq sized socks. Thankfully that will be the only cheating going on in this tourney.
With so little time to go the Bag,#22 and the Stallion have been warming up by kicking around Chuck Norris just for the fun of it.
If you guys see any white flags out there they aren't any sort of channel marker they are stripers who are giving up quicker than Roberto Luongo in the playoffs.
Sadly we won't have Hooters girls cheering us on. We will only bed them the night before then kick them to the curb cause they got too old.
The ice girls from the Bruins, the Celtics dancers and the Pats cheerleaders will be there for us so we can celebrate Brad Marchand style, no shirts and a 100,000 dollar tab.
I'm brushing the dirt off my shoulders as we speak.
So I will see the rest of you "fishermen" at the Stove tomorow.

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Ryan
7/12/2012 09:00:33 am

Will post more later but channel 69 on sat for tourney chatter unless people have a better channel. Make it happen fellas - and by make it happen I mean I hope you catch dogfish all day. 143

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