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7/5/2012

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Alright!  It is GO TIME and GO TIME for any team looking to get into this year's tourney/battle.  

In other words, get signed up asap so we can get a better handle as to what we  have for a field of teams and so we know what we are going to be able to give away for prize  money. 

This year we are going to be raffling a couple of those Quantum reels to any teams in the tourney who do not place or win. 

In addition, to get things rolling we are giving anyone who has already signed up for the tourney two chances to land one of those reels.  We are also going to give any other person two raffle tickets who gets their registration form and money into us by Monday.  Get your money in, double your chances to walk away with some gear.
 
All registrations after Monday only get one ticket per person but this is all a bonus either way as we have never  before offered these prizes.

If you really have to bag out for legit reasons we will give your money back. It’s not about what money we need it is just about knowing what it is we are able to give away so we’re not scrambling last minute like we always end up doing.

We went  out yesterday at the worst possible time right on the slack which we knew but we needed to get at least past the point once before it became even more complete and utter chaos in my head. 

We hit slack, caught some blues and a giant dogfish and were called in by the ladies after 45 minutes.  We knew it was going to happen as we had made dinner plans and reservations.  I am not sure what we were thinking?  It was one of those put your head in the sand moves which at least got us moving in the right direction if nothing else. 
  
Hope everyone had a good 4th!  We’re headed out tuna fishing tomorrow if anyone is out there! 


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Harry Corduroy
7/6/2012 01:37:43 am

So I spent the morning shaving my genitals with a stright edge razor. I have a routine I follow leading up to every major tournament I enter. (or in this case minor) I have afixed my tournament merkin, which is handwoven with striper scales and 50lb Berkeley Big Game. I have been studying tide charts and weather patterns. Boat fishing by day and throwing eels at night from shore. To say I am dialed in right now is an understatement. Team Dangler is working diligently behind the scenes, all fishing independently and meeting daily to combine information into our compendium. We begin our team activities Monday. My hopes are that the rip fishing continues to slow down so the rest of the fleet is playing bumber boats at the tip of Monomoy for their daily skate and dogfish quota. The high pressure front that will be parked over us for the tournament will have the quality fish deep in isolated pockets. The winning fish ain't coming from some weekend warrior on the bow of a searay slinging eels to the dulcet tones of Dave Matthews. Is time to lock and load my friends. Remember, while you are drifting around out there scanning the other boats trying to figure out who the sucker is...its you.

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lars shlonghofer
7/6/2012 11:15:08 am

Harry Corduroy, give him credit, a finesse guy, can shave genitals without disaster. If it was me, one wrong slice and it would be like two berries falling out of a tree.That's his secret, a hairless tournament.Was over at the Team Dangler camp. They have' kill' in their eyes and cutting line with their teeth. I took off in fear of my life. Thought I saw a 'take no prisoners ' sticker on their boat.The same guys that in an instant made the Greenpeace boat look like the toothpick bowl at the Chinese restaurant. Might be a tough night to sleep thinking of them and The Soaked Donut. Too much to handle.
The Shlong.

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Reverend Storm "Boston Dangler" DuPont
7/6/2012 01:18:50 pm

Reverend Storm DuPont here again guys, sorry for the lack of posts this week. Hope you had a Happy 4th. I was over in Rome for a few days as I was asked to do the Pope's confession again (Holy shit was it bad this time) 12 Our Fathers and 8 Hail Mary's and that was before I realized he was done.

I just left the Team Dangler preplanning meeting for our Monday briefing and it is something out of Patton's war room. Surface temp charts, wind pattern projections, current and tide formulations, NORAD intelligence data and bio-mass tracking, it was a meteorologists orgy. Harry gave Dylan Dreyer a free mustache ride as she was giving us an update on the 10 day forecast. Mish Michaels juices christened the Wizard in a gush of glory similar to old faithful at Yellowstone as Captain Dangler and I were telling her about or plans for next weekend. 

I want to thank our old friend Lars Shlonghofer for stopping by tonight and for all of his kind words. You guys on the European circuit now him as "The Shlong". Winner of multiple Norwegian Cod records. He once ran the table playing pool and didn't even use his hands.  He won't be fishing with us this year but will be in our spotter plane looking down with the rest of our recon team.

Team Dangler has a schmorgesborg, (a Pu-Pu platter if you will) of secret lures that will hypnotize the cows next weekend.  Everyone knows the story of the Pied Piper of Hamelin, Team Dangler will be the Pied Piper of Harwich (Bass and hot woman)

Lastly, I'd like to thank the good people of Venezuela for donating all the fuel for the Wizard next weekend.

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lars shlonghofer
7/7/2012 02:14:41 am

Hey Reverend, glad to hear from you. Hope the Pope has learned his ways and will have a shorter list next time. I still keep in touch with the MCC ( Norwegien Cod Circuit). They're going to watch this Tournament through live cam via sattelite. BTW Team Dangler, thanks for letting me get a peak at the war room. Hope all the chicks in the room didn't distract too much. It was nice of the City of Boston to give a special salute to Team Dangler as they turned the Constitution around.. Just got through checking the systems on the spotter plane. All set to go. I have to control the andreneline rush already mounting thinking of the massacre that's going to be dealt by The Wizard. and crew. Spotted The Soaked Donut again but the vessel just accelerated
away from me. Going through the register looking for a hint as who they are. A toast to the fleet; : "There was a time when America was great. When the chrome was thick, and the women were straight,Salut!"

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